Apologies

My sincerest apologies, avid readers; I have been egregiously lax in publication of my inane, insane thoughts for your perusal, and I'm sure I have most deeply upset you by it.

Anyway.

I would really like to get high. Not "HIGH!!" like, baked-out-of-your-mind, eating-cat-food, totally useless for the next few hours, "high"; just a little high. Just a buzz. Just enough that my leg might just stop hurting for a little while, you know?

But, no. Nope. Because marijuana is a very dangerous, illegal, detrimental substance which we must control very tightly and we will JAIL anyone who sells or uses it!!

Right. Except it really isn't.

Yes, it has an effect on brain development; it isn't recommended for adolescents or younger persons. And that's so dangerous, we must remove all traces of it from the street so that it doesn't fall into the hands of our poor, innocent young children!

Because alcohol isn't dangerous. It isn't detrimental to the brain, and if it were, it's impossible for young people to get their hands on it, right? Neither are cigarettes, which you can legally buy at 18 years old. And narcotics? No, narcotics are *totally* safe- there aren't clinics across the goddamn country to deal with narcotic addicts. There aren't hundreds, if not thousands, of cases of wrongful death in this country. If someone *died* from accidental narcotic overdose every, say, *nineteen*fucking*minutes*, we would absolutely have those drugs removed and banned from all hospitals and pharmacies nationwide, right? Only dangerous druggies would take them, because they just want to get high!

Right. Not so much.

http://loiter.co/v/cnns-weed-documentary-follows-dr-sanjay-guptas-rev/

I like this documentary. It's simple, effective, it isn't biased heavily on either side, and it's realistic.
And with that, I'm going to end.

Oh- I'm having LASIK tomorrow!! For anyone who doesn't know: My eyes are TERRIBLE. I have to hold my watch up to my face- like, five inches away- to read it. I often can't read a T-shirt I'm wearing myself, while I'm wearing it, without my glasses. And I'm FINALLY getting LASIK!!! :D

K Bye for now!